I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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