just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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