Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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