I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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