She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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