i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
its not stalking. its research.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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