I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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