But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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