hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
