This girl is more easily done than said...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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