I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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