WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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