i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
