Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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