i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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