at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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