i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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