You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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