oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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