on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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