Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the day after is always just damage control
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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