Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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