She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
this is an emotional support booty call
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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