hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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