his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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