I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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