I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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