is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Found the puke drawer
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
