You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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