4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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