check it out our google latitudes are spooning
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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