Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
i think im in europe. pls send help
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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