bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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