hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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