Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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