Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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