Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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