I don't think brook has ever known best
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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