Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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