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for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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