Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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