Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
