He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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