you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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