how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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