So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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