I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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