I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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