'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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