but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Blood and glitter go together right?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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