question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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